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[Oh hi Johto. It’s been a while since Gordon’s called in to let everyone know what he’s been up to, hasn’t it? Not to worry! Today, he’s going to let everyone know everything he’s been doing.]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
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Date: 2012-09-21 03:19 am (UTC)From:ALSO, NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF THE GODFORSAKEN WILDERNESS AND BACK INTO SOMETHING THAT AT LEAST RESEMBLES A CITY, WE CAN AIRMAIL YOU SUPPLIES IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
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Date: 2012-09-21 06:00 pm (UTC)From:[He might've just heard the part about it being hot. Oh well. It will all work out for the best, probably.]
AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A CITY? WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
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Date: 2012-09-21 07:09 pm (UTC)From:[Luckily, it's worthy of being repeated, so Gordon gets another shot at it.]
WE COMMUTED OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE AND DOWN TO GOLDENROD CITY.
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Date: 2012-09-21 10:55 pm (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2012-09-22 12:22 am (UTC)From:[Grumble grumble.]
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STOPPING TO TALK TO A KID WITH A RAT?
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Date: 2012-09-22 12:28 am (UTC)From:[Yes, that's supposed to mean something. He's guessing Cooper told Albert all about this Joe's Toe situation thing.]
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Date: 2012-09-22 12:29 am (UTC)From:DID YOU MANAGE TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIS TOE?
[Oh, here they go.]
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Date: 2012-09-22 12:32 am (UTC)From:I DID TAKE DOWN HIS PHONE NUMBER THOUGH, AND GAVE HIM MINE IN RETURN. SEEMED LIKE A NICE KID. TOLD HIM WHO I WAS AND TO CALL IF HE HAD ANY IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO SHARE.
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Date: 2012-09-22 12:35 am (UTC)From:YOU REALLY THINK A KID'S GOING TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING USEFUL FOR US?
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From:audio; I apologize in advance for this.
From:audio; sobbing gordon why do you do this.
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From:audio; Albert participating in the contest is a hilarious mental picture
From:audio; he was forced. IT'S DURESS.
From:audio; Poor Albert. Forced to brave the National Park against his will
From:audio; He didn't even keep the bug he caught, either.
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Date: 2012-09-21 04:30 pm (UTC)From:Jeez--WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?
[Guess who missed Gordon's arrival?]
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Date: 2012-09-21 10:48 pm (UTC)From:[Why does everyone keep talking to him about clouds? There aren't any clouds today.]
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Date: 2012-09-22 04:15 pm (UTC)From:[Though now he...sort of understands. Sort of.]
YOU KNOW WE CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE, RIGHT?
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Date: 2012-09-23 12:32 am (UTC)From:[Is there a spelling be going on? What is with this place, jeez.]
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Date: 2012-09-23 07:09 pm (UTC)From:[Carmen only said that you were nicer than Albert... Not that you would make him deaf. =c]
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Date: 2012-09-23 08:14 pm (UTC)From:[It's okay Hiccup. Hopefully you get used to it. After all, Coop and Albert aren't deaf! Yet!]
THE NAME'S GORDON. GORDON COLE. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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From:[audio] Okay this is the last one I promise.
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Date: 2012-09-26 05:11 am (UTC)From:[She's all set to mute the 'Gear until she can look at the next message, but-- wait, he mentioned Coop.]
Dude-- you know Cooper?
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Date: 2012-09-26 11:17 pm (UTC)From:YES, COOPER. DALE COOPER. WHAT ABOUT HIM? DO YOU KNOW HIM?
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Date: 2012-09-29 05:32 am (UTC)From:YEAH!
HE'S MY FRIEND!
D'YOU KNOW HIM?!
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Date: 2012-09-29 05:51 am (UTC)From:[Rhetorical question on Gordon's part, even though his tone's a little hard to judge due to the yelling.]
OF COURSE, I KNOW HIM. HE WORKS OUT OF MY OFFICE. OR HE DID PRIOR TO ARRIVING HERE. YOU SAID YOU WERE HIS FRIEND, RIGHT?
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Date: 2012-09-30 08:19 am (UTC)From:[... Why does this somehow make PERFECT SENSE?]
I-- YEAH, HE'S BEEN MY FRIEND FOR-- I DUNNO, LIKE A YEAR?
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Date: 2012-09-30 06:51 pm (UTC)From:WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT AN EAR?
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Date: 2012-09-30 09:58 pm (UTC)From:--A YEAR!
YUHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAR.
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