canthearyou: (I AM CALLING YOU FROM PORTLAND...OREGON)
[Oh hi Johto. It’s been a while since Gordon’s called in to let everyone know what he’s been up to, hasn’t it? Not to worry! Today, he’s going to let everyone know everything he’s been doing.]

CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.

SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.

[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]

HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.

THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?

AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?

[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]

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Date: 2012-09-21 03:19 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (FOREST ☮ dammit he saw a duck again)
DRINK PLENTY OF WATER, GORDON, IT'S HOT AS HELL OUT THERE.

ALSO, NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF THE GODFORSAKEN WILDERNESS AND BACK INTO SOMETHING THAT AT LEAST RESEMBLES A CITY, WE CAN AIRMAIL YOU SUPPLIES IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

[audio]

Date: 2012-09-21 04:30 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] newberktown
newberktown: (come and see the devil's child)
[why can he hear uncle albert sh-- THOR ALMIGHTY, IS THE VOLUME ON HIS 'GEAR TURNED UP TO MAX?!]

Jeez--WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?

[Guess who missed Gordon's arrival?]

[Audio]

Date: 2012-09-26 05:11 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] foolishwren
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)
[Oh jesus it's the loud guy again.]

[She's all set to mute the 'Gear until she can look at the next message, but-- wait, he mentioned Coop.]


Dude-- you know Cooper?

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