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[Oh hi Johto. It’s been a while since Gordon’s called in to let everyone know what he’s been up to, hasn’t it? Not to worry! Today, he’s going to let everyone know everything he’s been doing.]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
audio;
Date: 2012-09-23 12:34 am (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2012-09-23 12:45 am (UTC)From:SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON, YOU THINK?
audio;
Date: 2012-09-23 08:45 pm (UTC)From:audio; → video;
Date: 2012-09-23 10:38 pm (UTC)From:SEE ALBERT, THE FIRST TWO FINGERS OF HIS RIGHT HAND IN A V-SHAPE, POINTED AT HIS EYES.
SEE ALBERT, THE HAND ROTATING 180 DEGREES TO POINT THOSE SAME TWO FINGERS AT THE CAMERA.
Yes, this is what they are reduced to now, evidently.
Also where is the aspirin.]
audio; I apologize in advance for this.
Date: 2012-09-23 11:52 pm (UTC)From:audio; sobbing gordon why do you do this.
Date: 2012-09-24 12:14 am (UTC)From:AN EYE.
ON HIM.
...
SIR.
audio;
Date: 2012-09-24 03:35 am (UTC)From:I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, ALBERT. HAVING ANOTHER AGENT AROUND COULDN'T HURT.
audio;
Date: 2012-09-24 04:26 am (UTC)From:SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME, GORDON.
audio;
Date: 2012-09-24 05:44 am (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2012-09-25 02:09 am (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2012-09-25 05:02 am (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2012-09-26 12:11 am (UTC)From:[In the hundred and eleven degree heat whyyyyyy.]
audio; Albert participating in the contest is a hilarious mental picture
Date: 2012-09-26 02:11 am (UTC)From:audio; he was forced. IT'S DURESS.
Date: 2012-09-26 02:16 am (UTC)From:[...Wait.
No, attempting to explain what actually ensued can only lead to one place, and that place is more Gordon mishearing, stupid explanations, and even more yelling.
This is a tactical decision.]
—YES. SURE DID. GOOD STRONG ONE.
audio; Poor Albert. Forced to brave the National Park against his will
Date: 2012-09-26 04:25 am (UTC)From:[Gordon mishearing is going to happen no matter what, Albert.]
I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN THOUGH. YOU DON'T EXACTLY STRIKE ME AS A BUG COLLECTOR.
audio; He didn't even keep the bug he caught, either.
Date: 2012-09-26 08:16 pm (UTC)From:NAH, THAT'S COOPER'S KID'S JOB, NOT MINE.
audio; ):
Date: 2012-09-27 03:41 am (UTC)From:audio; >B(
Date: 2012-09-27 05:41 pm (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2012-09-28 12:46 am (UTC)From:[Did he hear that right?]
audio;
Date: 2012-09-28 01:08 am (UTC)From:NOT THE MINNESOTA KIND, EITHER.
audio;
Date: 2012-09-28 05:29 am (UTC)From: