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[Oh hi Johto. It’s been a while since Gordon’s called in to let everyone know what he’s been up to, hasn’t it? Not to worry! Today, he’s going to let everyone know everything he’s been doing.]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
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Date: 2012-09-29 03:09 am (UTC)From:YEAH. IT'S AN UNPLEASANT PLACE, TOO.
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Date: 2012-09-29 03:43 am (UTC)From:JUST TO MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING, YOUR NAME IS HICCUP AND YOU'RE FROM BERK WHICH IS ON THE MERIDIAN OF MISERY. IS THAT RIGHT?
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Date: 2012-09-29 03:47 am (UTC)From:THAT'S CORRECT, SIR.
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Date: 2012-09-29 05:47 am (UTC)From:[But there's one tiny problem.]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT IS.
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Date: 2012-09-29 11:49 pm (UTC)From:THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS, SIR. YOU ALSO PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE DRAGONS, BACK HOME.
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Date: 2012-09-30 01:08 am (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2012-09-30 02:20 am (UTC)From:[As far as he knows.]
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DRAGONS?
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Date: 2012-09-30 02:22 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-09-30 02:33 am (UTC)From:YOU MUST BE FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD.
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Date: 2012-09-30 02:34 am (UTC)From:[It's hard to be sarcastic when you're just trying to be heard...]
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Date: 2012-09-30 02:53 am (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2012-09-30 05:16 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-09-30 05:19 am (UTC)From:GLAD WE AGREE ON THAT, SIR.
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Date: 2012-09-30 05:56 am (UTC)From:[And that probably wouldn't be very fun.]
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Date: 2012-09-30 09:13 pm (UTC)From:[Wait a second.]
DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CLOUDS? SOME TEENAGER IN THE POKEMON CENTER KEPT TALKING TO ME ABOUT CLOUDS.
[Sky, clouds, is this some sort of bizarre teenager code?]
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Date: 2012-09-30 09:27 pm (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2012-09-30 10:46 pm (UTC)From:[Sorry Hiccup, didn't hear a single word of that.]
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Date: 2012-09-30 10:55 pm (UTC)From:I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING.
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