canthearyou: (A SMALL MEXICAN CHIWOWOW)
This is an official advisory.

Due to the recent outbreak of Ghost-Types, and what is believed to be a related string of reported possession incidents, the following has been advised:

-Limit unnecessary travel whenever possible. Swarms have been reported in multiple locations, so the more you travel, the greater possible risk of encountering one.
-If you must travel, try to do so only during the daylight hours. Whenever possible, travel in groups. Both of these should hopefully limit the chances of falling victim to one of these creatures
-If you encounter someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures, remember that your first priority is your own safety. However, if you can do so safely, try to get them to a Pokémon Center for treatment. There has been at least one report of someone exhibiting signs of possession inflicting harm on their own person, and that should be prevented whenever possible.
-If they become hostile, attempt to find help immediately, whether it be another trainer, local law enforcement, or someone else. Do not engage someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures if you cannot do so in a safe manner. Once again, we strongly emphasize that your first priority should be your own safety, so please seek outside assistance if the situation calls for it.

Due to resource issues, the Bureau is regrettably unable to assist all areas at this time. However, citizens in the greater Goldenrod-Saffron area are encouraged to call any member of the Bureau if they are in need of assistance. To contact an agent of the Bureau for assistance or further information, call any one of the following numbers:
>TRAINER ID: GORDON COLE
>TRAINER ID: DALE COOPER
>TRAINER ID: ALBERT ROSENFIELD


{OOC: All three of the agents will be handling calls, so just let us all know who you want in the subject line!}

/SQUINTS

Date: 2012-10-29 04:06 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (DISMISS ☮ forty minutes to sign the tab)
That's nice. When I see "Alebrt" I'll be sure to let him know.

Yay for drunk textspeak? 8D?

Date: 2012-10-29 04:21 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Morgan. Let me sulk.)
ur an ass

fuk u

y did u do this 2 me

ur not my dad

Date: 2012-10-29 04:29 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (SQUINT ☮ this is my leo impression)
And you're drunk. How the hell are you drunk? They're supposed to be watching you.

Date: 2012-10-29 04:40 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (POUT)
there bad at this

adn 2 busy

im going 2 get out of here b/c they cant keep me 4ever & there r people who need the room

so ther

ha
worktodo: (AGONY ☮ lord deliver me from gordon)
That was supposed to be a crack at your typing, not an accurate hypothesis.
leftinbasketforfbi: (Yep. I haven't slept in a week.)
well it was tlly rite

im drunk

off my ass drunk

maybe ill go chug teh painkilrrs they keep here

u cant stop me

[She won't actually, since even she has her limits, but she likes taunting Albert.]
worktodo: (UNIMPRESSED ☮ bark like a deputy andy)
Like hell I can't. I've got your nurses on speed-dial.

well you don't have to worry <3333333

Date: 2012-10-29 03:20 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Fuck you I'm drinking my coffee)
they have like 100 other paitents

ther bad @ watching me

wen im sober im gettin out of her

u cant stop me

ashole

Date: 2012-10-29 03:24 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (TAUNT ☮ don't make me gandhi at you)
When you're sober? Then at the rate you're going, you won't be out of there until Christmas.

Date: 2012-10-29 03:30 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Alright now I'm getting pissed)
fuk u then ill go wen im drunk i dont care

they cant keep me w/o my parents say so

and ur not my dad

Date: 2012-10-29 07:15 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (DISMISS ☮ forty minutes to sign the tab)
That's about the sixth time you've reminded me of that particular fact, and I haven't stopped being grateful for it yet.

And let's put it this way. You take one step outside the custody of the hospital and you're going to be stepping right into police custody instead. You take your pick which one you think's going to treat you nicer.

Date: 2012-10-29 08:10 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Why do I get stuck with crazy people?)
o rlly u got the memo

i didnt realize cuz u wont stop acting like ur my dad

y the fuk do u care

also wat teh fuk

i didnt do anything officre jen said not 2

@ least nothin seh cares about wen pokemon r swarming


[Or maybe she did and she doesn't remember because she's stoned and/or drunk 90% of the time.]

Date: 2012-10-29 11:34 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (CYNICAL ☮ oh do not even with me)
Officer Jenny is a twit who wouldn't know a legal violation if it hit her in the face. We're just picking up the slack.

Date: 2012-10-29 11:59 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Alright now I'm getting pissed)
oh now ur just poliicng every1 is that it

ur not here u cant do shitt if i leave

ur not police

Date: 2012-10-30 12:08 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (LAB ☮ hey check out my bone saw)
Are you done? You're not getting out of the joint. Or do you want me to go deputize the Happy Forest Critter Patrol and tell them to keep you in line.

Date: 2012-10-30 01:03 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (I'm not possessed I swear)
i found ther bals

no more pokemon 4 u 2 attack me with

wat now

Date: 2012-10-30 01:10 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (RECLINE ☮ and i'm workin' my strut)
The nurses all have pink bipedal hall monitors. They're tougher than they look.

Date: 2012-10-30 01:50 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Working on a profile BRB)
chanseys wont keep me her cuz a crazy man wants me here

[She doesn't even know that. She's just taunting him at this point.]
Edited Date: 2012-10-30 01:50 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-10-30 03:08 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (SEETHE ☮ i will end all that you love)
Good thing you've given them plenty of other reasons to, then, huh?

Date: 2012-10-30 03:18 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Just pretending to pay attention)
[It's less fun when she can't see his reaction to her general 'being annoying'-ness, but oh well. She'll deal.

BRATTY TEENAGER POWERS: ACTIVATE!]


i dont no

i think ill leave rite now

adn then ill get another tatoo

Date: 2012-10-30 03:20 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (UNIMPRESSED ☮ bark like a deputy andy)
[It's sad that this is text so Amanda can't overhear Albert yelling at Coop to let him borrow his Gear.]

I'm calling security. Enjoy the long-sleeved jacket.

Date: 2012-10-30 03:36 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Tee hee existentialism...)
[She can imagine. Although yes, it would have been nicer for her to be able to hear.

She is just trying to stress Albert out at this point.]


ther not goin 2 tie me down for a tatto

im not hurtin myself agian

Date: 2012-10-30 03:42 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (ANNOYED ☮ where is my duct tape)
[He is, in fact, actually going to harass some nurses at this point. Whether or not they listen to him after his many repeated calls and hurlings of verbal abuse, on the other hand, remains to be seen.]

We're going to have a hell of a time explaining this to you when you finally get your head back on straight.

Date: 2012-10-30 03:55 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Definitely do not want.)
my hed is on fine

dunno y u keep actin like its not

also ur gonna make that nurse cry u should probably stop bein an ass


[Yeah, Amanda can hear that. Eventually, the nurse will just hand the phone to another nurse, who'll go somewhere quieter and try to carefully explain that 'Reid' is a grown man and they can't really stop him from leaving if he signs himself out.]

Date: 2012-10-30 03:01 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (GLARE ☮ what do you mean a three)
[Well, maybe if some of them would do their jobs — the kid is drunk and a potential hazard to himself and apparently having bubblegum for hair means you have it for brains, too, and by the way did you know he's holding his roster captive and also what the hell kind of outfit are you running out of that godforsaken burg anyway, garfarbledarblewarble.]

She's got thirty seconds to strap you to a chair before I call again.

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