canthearyou: (A SMALL MEXICAN CHIWOWOW)
This is an official advisory.

Due to the recent outbreak of Ghost-Types, and what is believed to be a related string of reported possession incidents, the following has been advised:

-Limit unnecessary travel whenever possible. Swarms have been reported in multiple locations, so the more you travel, the greater possible risk of encountering one.
-If you must travel, try to do so only during the daylight hours. Whenever possible, travel in groups. Both of these should hopefully limit the chances of falling victim to one of these creatures
-If you encounter someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures, remember that your first priority is your own safety. However, if you can do so safely, try to get them to a Pokémon Center for treatment. There has been at least one report of someone exhibiting signs of possession inflicting harm on their own person, and that should be prevented whenever possible.
-If they become hostile, attempt to find help immediately, whether it be another trainer, local law enforcement, or someone else. Do not engage someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures if you cannot do so in a safe manner. Once again, we strongly emphasize that your first priority should be your own safety, so please seek outside assistance if the situation calls for it.

Due to resource issues, the Bureau is regrettably unable to assist all areas at this time. However, citizens in the greater Goldenrod-Saffron area are encouraged to call any member of the Bureau if they are in need of assistance. To contact an agent of the Bureau for assistance or further information, call any one of the following numbers:
>TRAINER ID: GORDON COLE
>TRAINER ID: DALE COOPER
>TRAINER ID: ALBERT ROSENFIELD


{OOC: All three of the agents will be handling calls, so just let us all know who you want in the subject line!}
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leftinbasketforfbi: (Working on a profile BRB)
gordon ur paranod

adn alebrt ur a jakas

dale i dont no u so tink of a gud inslut nda get back 2 me

maek teh nurses go away im not a fukcng pokemon



[Someone might have been able to sneak a few drinks past the nurses. :| ]

/SQUINTS

Date: 2012-10-29 04:06 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (DISMISS ☮ forty minutes to sign the tab)
That's nice. When I see "Alebrt" I'll be sure to let him know.

brb seducing your ghost, reid

Date: 2012-10-29 04:16 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] tapestodiane
tapestodiane: all of these are mine unless otherwise noted! (interesting)
You must be Amanda.

Yay for drunk textspeak? 8D?

Date: 2012-10-29 04:21 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Morgan. Let me sulk.)
ur an ass

fuk u

y did u do this 2 me

ur not my dad

shush they can laugh about it no big

Date: 2012-10-29 04:26 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] tapestodiane
tapestodiane: (laura and I had the same dream.)
I find that names last longer than you think.

Still in the Center?

Date: 2012-10-29 04:27 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (I don't think that's how that works)
yeh that was paranoid

srry ill try 2 spell better


[Because she still hasn't realized that Gordon is a cop. She just knows he's in authority so she's wary, but she won't start keysmashing insults like she will at Albert.]

ur talking about possesson

sounds paranoid 2 me

Date: 2012-10-29 04:29 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (SQUINT ☮ this is my leo impression)
And you're drunk. How the hell are you drunk? They're supposed to be watching you.

the soul of reid facepalms at all this

Date: 2012-10-29 04:36 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (POUT)
yeah im still here

albert made random pokemon take me

i dont no y
tapestodiane: (laurascreen)
Albert was concerned for the person you're inhabiting.

I don't believe we've had the pleasure. I would be Dale.

Date: 2012-10-29 04:40 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (POUT)
there bad at this

adn 2 busy

im going 2 get out of here b/c they cant keep me 4ever & there r people who need the room

so ther

ha
worktodo: (AGONY ☮ lord deliver me from gordon)
That was supposed to be a crack at your typing, not an accurate hypothesis.

[TEXT]

Date: 2012-10-29 06:28 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] glaciates
glaciates: (SURPRISE ❅ that's not how alchemy works)
Possession? Have you actually seen this? Are all the ghosts capable of that?

[Oh man, this is bad. Mahogany is overrun with ghosts and Kimblee hates ghosts. Hopefully they won't possess Kimblee... But with his luck...]
leftinbasketforfbi: (Yep. I haven't slept in a week.)
well it was tlly rite

im drunk

off my ass drunk

maybe ill go chug teh painkilrrs they keep here

u cant stop me

[She won't actually, since even she has her limits, but she likes taunting Albert.]
leftinbasketforfbi: (I don't think that's how that works)
dont tell me u think im a pokemon 2

im amanda and no 1 else

nice 2 meet u dale i think if ur not an ass like albert
worktodo: (UNIMPRESSED ☮ bark like a deputy andy)
Like hell I can't. I've got your nurses on speed-dial.

[TEXT]

Date: 2012-10-29 03:17 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (EXAMINE ☮ the fuck is this shit)
We've seen something closely resembling it. Why, do you know someone exhibiting symptoms or behaviors of possession?

well you don't have to worry <3333333

Date: 2012-10-29 03:20 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Fuck you I'm drinking my coffee)
they have like 100 other paitents

ther bad @ watching me

wen im sober im gettin out of her

u cant stop me

ashole

Date: 2012-10-29 03:24 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (TAUNT ☮ don't make me gandhi at you)
When you're sober? Then at the rate you're going, you won't be out of there until Christmas.

Date: 2012-10-29 03:30 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Alright now I'm getting pissed)
fuk u then ill go wen im drunk i dont care

they cant keep me w/o my parents say so

and ur not my dad

Date: 2012-10-29 07:15 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (DISMISS ☮ forty minutes to sign the tab)
That's about the sixth time you've reminded me of that particular fact, and I haven't stopped being grateful for it yet.

And let's put it this way. You take one step outside the custody of the hospital and you're going to be stepping right into police custody instead. You take your pick which one you think's going to treat you nicer.

Date: 2012-10-29 08:10 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Why do I get stuck with crazy people?)
o rlly u got the memo

i didnt realize cuz u wont stop acting like ur my dad

y the fuk do u care

also wat teh fuk

i didnt do anything officre jen said not 2

@ least nothin seh cares about wen pokemon r swarming


[Or maybe she did and she doesn't remember because she's stoned and/or drunk 90% of the time.]

Date: 2012-10-29 11:34 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (CYNICAL ☮ oh do not even with me)
Officer Jenny is a twit who wouldn't know a legal violation if it hit her in the face. We're just picking up the slack.

Date: 2012-10-29 11:59 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi
leftinbasketforfbi: (Alright now I'm getting pissed)
oh now ur just poliicng every1 is that it

ur not here u cant do shitt if i leave

ur not police
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