Case 006 | Text | Backdated to October 26th

[canthearyou]

This is an official advisory.

Due to the recent outbreak of Ghost-Types, and what is believed to be a related string of reported possession incidents, the following has been advised:

-Limit unnecessary travel whenever possible. Swarms have been reported in multiple locations, so the more you travel, the greater possible risk of encountering one.
-If you must travel, try to do so only during the daylight hours. Whenever possible, travel in groups. Both of these should hopefully limit the chances of falling victim to one of these creatures
-If you encounter someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures, remember that your first priority is your own safety. However, if you can do so safely, try to get them to a Pokémon Center for treatment. There has been at least one report of someone exhibiting signs of possession inflicting harm on their own person, and that should be prevented whenever possible.
-If they become hostile, attempt to find help immediately, whether it be another trainer, local law enforcement, or someone else. Do not engage someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures if you cannot do so in a safe manner. Once again, we strongly emphasize that your first priority should be your own safety, so please seek outside assistance if the situation calls for it.

Due to resource issues, the Bureau is regrettably unable to assist all areas at this time. However, citizens in the greater Goldenrod-Saffron area are encouraged to call any member of the Bureau if they are in need of assistance. To contact an agent of the Bureau for assistance or further information, call any one of the following numbers:
>TRAINER ID: GORDON COLE
>TRAINER ID: DALE COOPER
>TRAINER ID: ALBERT ROSENFIELD


{OOC: All three of the agents will be handling calls, so just let us all know who you want in the subject line!}

Comments

aaaaaand let's pretend i'm not an infomodding idiot re: the drunk thing /waves hands around

[worktodo]

That was supposed to be a crack at your typing, not an accurate hypothesis.

She texted a stranger and asked him to think of an insult for himself. I figured it was obvious XD

[leftinbasketforfbi]

well it was tlly rite

im drunk

off my ass drunk

maybe ill go chug teh painkilrrs they keep here

u cant stop me

[She won't actually, since even she has her limits, but she likes taunting Albert.]

yes but you know better safe than an infomodding tool

[worktodo]

Like hell I can't. I've got your nurses on speed-dial.

well you don't have to worry <3333333

[leftinbasketforfbi]

they have like 100 other paitents

ther bad @ watching me

wen im sober im gettin out of her

u cant stop me

ashole

[worktodo]

When you're sober? Then at the rate you're going, you won't be out of there until Christmas.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

fuk u then ill go wen im drunk i dont care

they cant keep me w/o my parents say so

and ur not my dad

[worktodo]

That's about the sixth time you've reminded me of that particular fact, and I haven't stopped being grateful for it yet.

And let's put it this way. You take one step outside the custody of the hospital and you're going to be stepping right into police custody instead. You take your pick which one you think's going to treat you nicer.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

o rlly u got the memo

i didnt realize cuz u wont stop acting like ur my dad

y the fuk do u care

also wat teh fuk

i didnt do anything officre jen said not 2

@ least nothin seh cares about wen pokemon r swarming

[Or maybe she did and she doesn't remember because she's stoned and/or drunk 90% of the time.]

[worktodo]

Officer Jenny is a twit who wouldn't know a legal violation if it hit her in the face. We're just picking up the slack.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

oh now ur just poliicng every1 is that it

ur not here u cant do shitt if i leave

ur not police

[worktodo]

Are you done? You're not getting out of the joint. Or do you want me to go deputize the Happy Forest Critter Patrol and tell them to keep you in line.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

i found ther bals

no more pokemon 4 u 2 attack me with

wat now

[worktodo]

The nurses all have pink bipedal hall monitors. They're tougher than they look.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

chanseys wont keep me her cuz a crazy man wants me here

[She doesn't even know that. She's just taunting him at this point.]

[worktodo]

Good thing you've given them plenty of other reasons to, then, huh?

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[It's less fun when she can't see his reaction to her general 'being annoying'-ness, but oh well. She'll deal.

BRATTY TEENAGER POWERS: ACTIVATE!]

i dont no

i think ill leave rite now

adn then ill get another tatoo

[worktodo]

[It's sad that this is text so Amanda can't overhear Albert yelling at Coop to let him borrow his Gear.]

I'm calling security. Enjoy the long-sleeved jacket.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[She can imagine. Although yes, it would have been nicer for her to be able to hear.

She is just trying to stress Albert out at this point.]

ther not goin 2 tie me down for a tatto

im not hurtin myself agian

[worktodo]

[He is, in fact, actually going to harass some nurses at this point. Whether or not they listen to him after his many repeated calls and hurlings of verbal abuse, on the other hand, remains to be seen.]

We're going to have a hell of a time explaining this to you when you finally get your head back on straight.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

my hed is on fine

dunno y u keep actin like its not

also ur gonna make that nurse cry u should probably stop bein an ass

[Yeah, Amanda can hear that. Eventually, the nurse will just hand the phone to another nurse, who'll go somewhere quieter and try to carefully explain that 'Reid' is a grown man and they can't really stop him from leaving if he signs himself out.]

[worktodo]

[Well, maybe if some of them would do their jobs — the kid is drunk and a potential hazard to himself and apparently having bubblegum for hair means you have it for brains, too, and by the way did you know he's holding his roster captive and also what the hell kind of outfit are you running out of that godforsaken burg anyway, garfarbledarblewarble.]

She's got thirty seconds to strap you to a chair before I call again.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[He's totally going to get a slap on the wrist for sneaking drinks behind their backs, but again, grown man. Who doesn't seem to be on the brink of hurting himself again. Who also has a right to keep his roster in or out of his PokeBalls.

The nurses want to help, they really do. Not really out of a sense of concern so much as to just make Albert stop saying mean things to them, but details.]

Y DO U CARE

[worktodo]

For somebody as nauseatingly self-centered as you are, you wouldn't think it'd be so hard for you to wrap your head around the novel concept that somebody actually gives a damn about you.

But apparently I'm overestimating your capability to comprehend anything more complex than the abject horror of chipped nail polish.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

y yes im self centered howd you guess

but people lik u dont usually give a damn about people liek me

y rnt u helping some1 worth ur time instead of a destrutcive teen

adn seriously nali plish i hate the stuff who do u think i am

[worktodo]

So you want attention except when you don't.

News flash, princess, the world doesn't run on your word and decree.