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[Oh hi Johto. It’s been a while since Gordon’s called in to let everyone know what he’s been up to, hasn’t it? Not to worry! Today, he’s going to let everyone know everything he’s been doing.]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
CALLING IN TO REPORT A NUMBER OF THINGS. ONE, SINCE THE WEATHER’S FINALLY CLEARED UP, I’M HEADING OUT AGAIN ALONG WHAT THE SIGN POST BACK THERE REFERRED TO AS ROUTE 30. I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT TOWN. IF I DON’T, I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A LONG WALK BACK TO THE STORE.
SECOND, RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN ON THIS ROUTE BY THE NAME OF JOEY. HIS POKEMON IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF RAT. I THINK HE SAID IT WAS A RATTAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. APPARENTLY IT’S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATS. NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS, BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID. WONDER WHAT PERCENTAGE OF POKEMON THE ONE I HAVE IS IN.
[He’s still not actually sure what Whismur is called.]
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? ALSO, NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE JOE COOPER WAS REFERRING TO, BUT IT'S THE ONLY JOE I'VE MET SO FAR.
THIRD, I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE A WESTERN UNION HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST ONE IS OR WHAT THE NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS?
AND FOURTH, TWICE NOW MY PHONE HAS DISPLAYED SOMETHING CALLED KANTO DISCOVERY TRAIL. WHAT IS IT AND WHY DO THE POKEMON ON IT KEEP FAINTING FROM VARIOUS DISEASES? IS IT A GAME? OR IS IT SOME SORT OF GUIDE ON HOW GET THROUGH THIS PLACE?
[Guess who accidentally found the apps section of the Gear?]
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Date: 2012-09-21 04:30 pm (UTC)From:Jeez--WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?
[Guess who missed Gordon's arrival?]
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Date: 2012-09-21 10:48 pm (UTC)From:[Why does everyone keep talking to him about clouds? There aren't any clouds today.]
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Date: 2012-09-22 04:15 pm (UTC)From:[Though now he...sort of understands. Sort of.]
YOU KNOW WE CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE, RIGHT?
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Date: 2012-09-23 12:32 am (UTC)From:[Is there a spelling be going on? What is with this place, jeez.]
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Date: 2012-09-23 05:33 pm (UTC)From:[audio]
Date: 2012-09-23 07:01 pm (UTC)From:[audio]
Date: 2012-09-23 07:09 pm (UTC)From:[Carmen only said that you were nicer than Albert... Not that you would make him deaf. =c]
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Date: 2012-09-23 08:14 pm (UTC)From:[It's okay Hiccup. Hopefully you get used to it. After all, Coop and Albert aren't deaf! Yet!]
THE NAME'S GORDON. GORDON COLE. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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Date: 2012-09-23 09:40 pm (UTC)From:NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, I guess. MY NAME'S HICCUP HADDOCK.
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Date: 2012-09-23 09:57 pm (UTC)From:TRY DRINKING SOME WATER. THAT MIGHT HELP.
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Date: 2012-09-23 10:01 pm (UTC)From:[Because he didn't already think it was a terrible name...]
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Date: 2012-09-23 11:03 pm (UTC)From:[audio]
Date: 2012-09-23 11:58 pm (UTC)From:[sob, why is he even having this conversation. After a pause, he thinks it might be good to clarify it again.]
I DON'T HAVE THE HICCUPS.
[audio] Okay this is the last one I promise.
Date: 2012-09-24 03:30 am (UTC)From:[Yup, he's got this.]
YOU DON'T HAVE THE HICCUPS. BUT YOU CAUGHT SOME SORT OF HADDOCK WITH THE HICCUPS. THAT'S INCREDIBLE. I DIDN'T KNOW FISH COULD HICCUP.
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Date: 2012-09-26 03:15 pm (UTC)From:It's a while before Hiccup actually attempts to say or do anything, as he struggles with the growing desire to simply give up and say his name is Snoopy or Leonardo, but eventually he switches over to video.]
GORDON. [He points at Gordon, then points to himself.] HICCUP.
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Date: 2012-09-26 11:19 pm (UTC)From:[Did he guess right?]
whoops [video] on this end.
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Date: 2012-09-28 01:24 am (UTC)From:[Seemed politer than asking if everyone there was just loud.]
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Date: 2012-09-28 11:36 pm (UTC)From:[People here seem to change topics quickly.]
I'M SORRY. HOPE IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING TO ME.
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Date: 2012-09-28 11:48 pm (UTC)From:I SAID THAT PEOPLE ON BERK JUST YELLED A LOT.
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