canthearyou: (WHAT? INDOOR VOICE? NEVER HEARD OF IT)
[When the feed starts, it shows Gordon for a brief moment before he turns the camera towards a Wooper that appears to be hiding behind a chair. She’s definitely not coming out from behind there any time soon, so Gordon’s just going to put himself back onscreen now.]

THE POKEMON YOU JUST SAW IS NAMED MINUTE. SHE USED TO BELONG TO A FRIEND OF MINE. I’VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF HER FOR ABOUT A MONTH, AND EVERY TIME I THINK I HAVE THINGS FIGURED OUT, THIS HAPPENS.

FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, MY STARTER WAS PRETTY SHY TOO, BUT I’M DEFINITELY HAVING MORE OF A PROBLEM WITH THIS ONE. SO I’D LIKE TO ASK THE FOLLOWING: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR HANDLING POKEMON THAT ARE LIKE THIS? ALSO, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SUGGESTING THAT I PUT IT IN THE PC BOX. I’D PREFER TO AVOID DOING THAT, SORRY.

Date: 2013-05-09 03:36 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (DISMISS ☮ forty minutes to sign the tab)
COLOR ME ENTIRELY UNSURPRISED.

[The aspirin companies adore you, Gordon. You and Albert are keeping them in business.]

YOU EVER THINK MAYBE THAT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHY IT'S AVOIDING YOU?

Date: 2013-05-09 05:22 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (FIVE ☮ yes i intend to leave you hanging)
[His face. His hands. His life.]

I THINK YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING THERE, CHIEF.

Date: 2013-05-09 06:21 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (STEEPLE ☮ this is a new brand of stupid)
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET IT SOME EARPLUGS.

...

...ASSUMING IT HAS EARS TO PLUG. WHAT ARE THOSE PINK THINGS, LITTLE RADIO ANTENNAS?

Date: 2013-05-09 08:50 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (SNARK ☮ nice broken ribs there champ)
YEAH. STICK IT ON THE ROOF, MAYBE IT'LL PICK UP THE NEWS AND WEATHER.

Date: 2013-05-10 01:30 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (ASSESS ☮ you murdered a tree for this)
NOT SURPRISING, CONSIDERING IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF A HALF-PINT.

Date: 2013-05-10 10:02 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (DAFUQ ☮ are they doing gangnam style)
[...Wait, hang on, how the hell did we just get to—]

WHAT?

Date: 2013-05-12 06:47 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] worktodo
worktodo: (COFFEE ☮ why does it taste like fish)
WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RADIOACTIVE? IS IT EVOLVING?

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