canthearyou: (WHAT? INDOOR VOICE? NEVER HEARD OF IT)
Gordon Cole ([personal profile] canthearyou) wrote2013-05-05 06:45 pm

Case 009 | Video

[When the feed starts, it shows Gordon for a brief moment before he turns the camera towards a Wooper that appears to be hiding behind a chair. She’s definitely not coming out from behind there any time soon, so Gordon’s just going to put himself back onscreen now.]

THE POKEMON YOU JUST SAW IS NAMED MINUTE. SHE USED TO BELONG TO A FRIEND OF MINE. I’VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF HER FOR ABOUT A MONTH, AND EVERY TIME I THINK I HAVE THINGS FIGURED OUT, THIS HAPPENS.

FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, MY STARTER WAS PRETTY SHY TOO, BUT I’M DEFINITELY HAVING MORE OF A PROBLEM WITH THIS ONE. SO I’D LIKE TO ASK THE FOLLOWING: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR HANDLING POKEMON THAT ARE LIKE THIS? ALSO, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SUGGESTING THAT I PUT IT IN THE PC BOX. I’D PREFER TO AVOID DOING THAT, SORRY.
worktodo: (STEEPLE ☮ this is a new brand of stupid)

[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-09 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET IT SOME EARPLUGS.

...

...ASSUMING IT HAS EARS TO PLUG. WHAT ARE THOSE PINK THINGS, LITTLE RADIO ANTENNAS?
worktodo: (SNARK ☮ nice broken ribs there champ)

[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH. STICK IT ON THE ROOF, MAYBE IT'LL PICK UP THE NEWS AND WEATHER.
worktodo: (ASSESS ☮ you murdered a tree for this)

[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-10 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
NOT SURPRISING, CONSIDERING IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF A HALF-PINT.
worktodo: (DAFUQ ☮ are they doing gangnam style)

[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-10 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Wait, hang on, how the hell did we just get to—]

WHAT?
worktodo: (COFFEE ☮ why does it taste like fish)

[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-12 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RADIOACTIVE? IS IT EVOLVING?