Case 007 | Audio/Action for Goldenrod Radio Tower | Fourth Wall

[canthearyou]

[Those checking their Gears right now might hear a familiar voice. What’s odd though is that the same voice is also coming from the radio if one is listening to that.]

HELLO. IS THIS THING ON? THIS IS GORDON, GORDON COLE. I SEEM TO BE IN A RADIO STATION OF SOME SORT. I’M NOT SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED, BUT PLEASE SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU.

I APPEAR TO BE OKAY, JUST DISPLACED. SORT OF LIKE WHEN I GOT HERE. IF SOMEONE COULD ALERT AGENTS COOPER AND ROSENFIELD TO THE SITUATION AS WELL, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT. THANKS AGAIN.

[It’s just dead air after that since Gordon’s not really sure how to turn the music back on.

The message repeats every twenty minutes or so. In the meantime, Gordon will be wandering around the studio trying to figure out how he was magically whisked from Albert’s farm to the Radio Tower.]

Comments

[stonecoldbadass]

HELLO?

THIS ISN'T AGENT COOPER. THIS IS ANDY.

[canthearyou]

HELLO? ANDY? THIS IS ANDY?

[Since when can these phones call the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department?]

ANDY, I'M TRYING TO REACH COOP. DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?

[stonecoldbadass]

YES, THIS IS ANDY. DEPUTY ANDY BRENNAN.

[Stone cold badass.]

MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING?

[canthearyou]

THIS IS GORDON. GORDON COLE. I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH DALE COOPER IMMEDIATELY.

[stonecoldbadass]

OH, HI, AGENT COLE! UH, SIR.

AGENT COOPER WAS JUST HERE A MINUTE AGO, SO WHEN HE COMES BACK I'LL TELL HIM YOU CALLED. UNLESS YOU WANT TO HOLD ON THE LINE AND I CAN GO TRY TO FIND HIM.

[canthearyou]

[Hang on. As far as Gordon knows Andy's in Washington, Coop's in Saffron, and Gordon's in Goldenrod. So how was Cooper there a minu...okay, he's just going to go with it. It'd hardly be the strangest thing that happened today.]

COULD YOU TRACK HIM DOWN PLEASE? IT'S IMPORTANT.

[stonecoldbadass]

SURE. JUST HANG ON!

[As he sets down the Gear-phone...thing and. Uh.]

AGENT COOPER! AGENT COOPER? IT'S THE PHONE FOR YOU!

[The voice grows more distant.]

AGENT COOPER?

AGENT COOPER!

[canthearyou]

[Gordon will just sit here and wait for a moment before checking in again.]

HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE? HELLO?

[stonecoldbadass]

[Shortly thereafter, he comes ambling back!]

AGENT COLE, SIR? I CAN'T FIND HIM. BUT HE WAS JUST HERE A MINUTE AGO!

[canthearyou]

[He thought Andy had disappeared on him for a second there.]

YOU FOUND HIM? WHERE WAS HE?

[stonecoldbadass]

NO, I CAN'T FIND HIM. DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TRY AGAIN?

[canthearyou]

YOU CAN'T? COULD YOU TRY AGAIN? IT'S URGENT.

[stonecoldbadass]

SURE! JUST A SECOND!

[Okay, more like ninety seconds, maybe, but hey.]

AGENT COLE, I THINK SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON HERE. I CAN'T FIND AGENT COOPER ANYWHERE, OR ANYBODY ELSE, EITHER!

[canthearyou]

CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? YOU CAN'T FIND ANYONE?

[That's not good.]

[stonecoldbadass]

NO, SIR! NOT A SINGLE ONE!

[canthearyou]

[No one? That's not good.]

ANDY, IF I MAY ASK A QUESTION, WHERE ARE YOU?