canthearyou: (A SMALL MEXICAN CHIWOWOW)
Gordon Cole ([personal profile] canthearyou) wrote2012-10-28 02:57 pm

Case 006 | Text | Backdated to October 26th

This is an official advisory.

Due to the recent outbreak of Ghost-Types, and what is believed to be a related string of reported possession incidents, the following has been advised:

-Limit unnecessary travel whenever possible. Swarms have been reported in multiple locations, so the more you travel, the greater possible risk of encountering one.
-If you must travel, try to do so only during the daylight hours. Whenever possible, travel in groups. Both of these should hopefully limit the chances of falling victim to one of these creatures
-If you encounter someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures, remember that your first priority is your own safety. However, if you can do so safely, try to get them to a Pokémon Center for treatment. There has been at least one report of someone exhibiting signs of possession inflicting harm on their own person, and that should be prevented whenever possible.
-If they become hostile, attempt to find help immediately, whether it be another trainer, local law enforcement, or someone else. Do not engage someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures if you cannot do so in a safe manner. Once again, we strongly emphasize that your first priority should be your own safety, so please seek outside assistance if the situation calls for it.

Due to resource issues, the Bureau is regrettably unable to assist all areas at this time. However, citizens in the greater Goldenrod-Saffron area are encouraged to call any member of the Bureau if they are in need of assistance. To contact an agent of the Bureau for assistance or further information, call any one of the following numbers:
>TRAINER ID: GORDON COLE
>TRAINER ID: DALE COOPER
>TRAINER ID: ALBERT ROSENFIELD


{OOC: All three of the agents will be handling calls, so just let us all know who you want in the subject line!}
leftinbasketforfbi: (Giving no fucks)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-10-30 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
shouldnt the fact its crazy be enouhg evidence

ghosts play tricks but they dont posses people


[And Amanda's the only one who doesn't know.]
leftinbasketforfbi: (Excuse me while I profile my boss...)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-10-30 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
watever man ur the 1 who has 2 deal not me

makes u all look weird but every1 is weird here

so thats good i guess

and wat kind of colleageu do u have 2 say something so obviuos

is he an idiot or something

every1 nos that ghost pokemon do weird things


[Said colleague wishes he were here too. He'd probably be able to pick up a lot of slack.]
leftinbasketforfbi: (This is why I love my job 'Doctor')

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-10-30 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
o hes hte guy u thought i was

did u find out he was hrt or something

u seemed 2 think he was fine earlier


[And if you tell her she's currently possessing the poor man, she's really not going to believe it. Because denial.]

well yeh im in the center b/c albert went psycho and got pokemon 2 take me

but im leaving soon so no big deal i gues
leftinbasketforfbi: (Fuck you I'm drinking my coffee)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-10-31 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
o

wenever he gets better i dont suggest saying u mistook a girl for him


[Even though, to be fair, he looks pretty girly sometimes.]

he takes things 2 serious

thats y he did it
leftinbasketforfbi: (POUT)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-10-31 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
well his approach was the wrong 1 this time

do u no wat its like to get pinned by an absol

he could of cut my throat in the struggle

or lop off a ear or soemthin


[Yeah. Amanda doesn't like Albert.]
leftinbasketforfbi: (Fuck you I'm drinking my coffee)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-11-01 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Does watching said person put a cigarette out on their arm to prove a point count as a damn good reason?]

i dont no were it came from

it wouldnt leave me alone

neither would a bunch of other pokemon

i put them in balls to make them stop bothering me
leftinbasketforfbi: (Turbulence scary? I'll make it scarier)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-11-02 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Well, her bad then.]

no i think i just found ther balls

not enuogh struggle 4 catchin

now im not gettin pinned
leftinbasketforfbi: (Definitely do not want.)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-11-02 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
yeh im leaving now

u should tell albert 2 stop shoutin @ the nurses

hes already made 1 cry

the other 2 rnt far behind
leftinbasketforfbi: (Fuck you I'm drinking my coffee)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-11-02 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
close enough 2 1

ther crowdin up fast

som kid wiht a burn isnt wat needs ther attentoin
leftinbasketforfbi: (Is that lint on my sleeve?)

[personal profile] leftinbasketforfbi 2012-11-05 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
basicly yeh

ther busy

2 many ppl here 2 pay 2 much attention 2 me

but im goin now

c u gordon

good luck with ur posession thing