Case 006 | Text | Backdated to October 26th

[canthearyou]

This is an official advisory.

Due to the recent outbreak of Ghost-Types, and what is believed to be a related string of reported possession incidents, the following has been advised:

-Limit unnecessary travel whenever possible. Swarms have been reported in multiple locations, so the more you travel, the greater possible risk of encountering one.
-If you must travel, try to do so only during the daylight hours. Whenever possible, travel in groups. Both of these should hopefully limit the chances of falling victim to one of these creatures
-If you encounter someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures, remember that your first priority is your own safety. However, if you can do so safely, try to get them to a Pokémon Center for treatment. There has been at least one report of someone exhibiting signs of possession inflicting harm on their own person, and that should be prevented whenever possible.
-If they become hostile, attempt to find help immediately, whether it be another trainer, local law enforcement, or someone else. Do not engage someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures if you cannot do so in a safe manner. Once again, we strongly emphasize that your first priority should be your own safety, so please seek outside assistance if the situation calls for it.

Due to resource issues, the Bureau is regrettably unable to assist all areas at this time. However, citizens in the greater Goldenrod-Saffron area are encouraged to call any member of the Bureau if they are in need of assistance. To contact an agent of the Bureau for assistance or further information, call any one of the following numbers:
>TRAINER ID: GORDON COLE
>TRAINER ID: DALE COOPER
>TRAINER ID: ALBERT ROSENFIELD


{OOC: All three of the agents will be handling calls, so just let us all know who you want in the subject line!}

Comments

[leftinbasketforfbi]

watever man ur the 1 who has 2 deal not me

makes u all look weird but every1 is weird here

so thats good i guess

and wat kind of colleageu do u have 2 say something so obviuos

is he an idiot or something

every1 nos that ghost pokemon do weird things

[Said colleague wishes he were here too. He'd probably be able to pick up a lot of slack.]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[He's totally going to get a slap on the wrist for sneaking drinks behind their backs, but again, grown man. Who doesn't seem to be on the brink of hurting himself again. Who also has a right to keep his roster in or out of his PokeBalls.

The nurses want to help, they really do. Not really out of a sense of concern so much as to just make Albert stop saying mean things to them, but details.]

Y DO U CARE

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[canthearyou]

[But everyone here is kind of eccentric.]

No, this is definitely not normal for the area so far as we can tell. You can help out by keeping in mind what's outlined in the advisory. If you see someone acting strange, try and get them the help they need, but remember to stay safe.

[canthearyou]

His name is Spencer Reid, and he is definitely not an idiot. And that's right, we're going to the be ones dealing with the situation. It would be difficult for you to assist for a number of reasons, one of them being the fact that judging from your earlier message, you seem to currently be under observation at the Pokemon Center.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

o hes hte guy u thought i was

did u find out he was hrt or something

u seemed 2 think he was fine earlier

[And if you tell her she's currently possessing the poor man, she's really not going to believe it. Because denial.]

well yeh im in the center b/c albert went psycho and got pokemon 2 take me

but im leaving soon so no big deal i gues

[worktodo]

For somebody as nauseatingly self-centered as you are, you wouldn't think it'd be so hard for you to wrap your head around the novel concept that somebody actually gives a damn about you.

But apparently I'm overestimating your capability to comprehend anything more complex than the abject horror of chipped nail polish.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

y yes im self centered howd you guess

but people lik u dont usually give a damn about people liek me

y rnt u helping some1 worth ur time instead of a destrutcive teen

adn seriously nali plish i hate the stuff who do u think i am

[worktodo]

So you want attention except when you don't.

News flash, princess, the world doesn't run on your word and decree.

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[worktodo]

What do you mean by 'get masked'?

[leftinbasketforfbi]

yeah yeah i get that

i dont no y ur doin it tho

weve coverd that i dont want u 2 & i sort of mite hav asked 4 it

but i dont no y u r keeping this up

[worktodo]

Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to figure it out while you're lying still in a dark quiet room riding out that hangover.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

fuk that

ur not gonna tell me ok

but im not staying here

im going

[worktodo]

Sit down and shut up.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

make me

[Totally in the middle of changing from her gown into her clothes now.]

[worktodo]

[WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOUR NURSES, AMANDA.

NOW HE'S GONNA CALL AND YELL AT THEM AGAIN.

DO YOU JUST HATE NURSES.]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[SHE DOESN'T MEAN TO DO THIS TO THEM.

BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR ANSWERING THE PHONE.

NOT HER FAULT.

Those nurses are going to be very flustered and upset and may or may not be trying to talk Amanda into staying just to make the mean man shut up, but she's totally leaving.]

[canthearyou]

Or something would probably be the best way to put it. He's currently indisposed due to the swarms.

[Which is more or less the truth.]

And I'm sure if Albert did that, he had good reason for it.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

o

wenever he gets better i dont suggest saying u mistook a girl for him

[Even though, to be fair, he looks pretty girly sometimes.]

he takes things 2 serious

thats y he did it

[canthearyou]

As strange as this may sound, I think he'll understand. About the Albert thing, I know he can be a bit off-putting at times, but sometimes we need people to take things seriously. It helps to approach a problem from all angles, and sometimes his approach is the correct one.

[Off-putting might be putting it lightly, and Albert's probably right more than some of the time, but Gordon thinks the meaning should be clear. Hopefully.]

[newberktown]

I don't know. Like I said, she can handle herself, but she would normally at least check in.

[newberktown]

I spent almost fifteen years dodging dragon flames and I'm the best flyer Berk has. If I go by air and there aren't too many, I can get around them without a problem. I'm sure of it.

[worktodo]

Gee. I wonder if she might've said exactly the same thing.

[newberktown]

So you really think I should just leave her out there with all the ghosts and potential danger?

[leftinbasketforfbi]

well his approach was the wrong 1 this time

do u no wat its like to get pinned by an absol

he could of cut my throat in the struggle

or lop off a ear or soemthin

[Yeah. Amanda doesn't like Albert.]

[worktodo]

I really think running around trying to play hero usually ends up making more trouble than it does helping anything.