canthearyou: (A SMALL MEXICAN CHIWOWOW)
Gordon Cole ([personal profile] canthearyou) wrote2012-10-28 02:57 pm

Case 006 | Text | Backdated to October 26th

This is an official advisory.

Due to the recent outbreak of Ghost-Types, and what is believed to be a related string of reported possession incidents, the following has been advised:

-Limit unnecessary travel whenever possible. Swarms have been reported in multiple locations, so the more you travel, the greater possible risk of encountering one.
-If you must travel, try to do so only during the daylight hours. Whenever possible, travel in groups. Both of these should hopefully limit the chances of falling victim to one of these creatures
-If you encounter someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures, remember that your first priority is your own safety. However, if you can do so safely, try to get them to a Pokémon Center for treatment. There has been at least one report of someone exhibiting signs of possession inflicting harm on their own person, and that should be prevented whenever possible.
-If they become hostile, attempt to find help immediately, whether it be another trainer, local law enforcement, or someone else. Do not engage someone you believe to be afflicted by these creatures if you cannot do so in a safe manner. Once again, we strongly emphasize that your first priority should be your own safety, so please seek outside assistance if the situation calls for it.

Due to resource issues, the Bureau is regrettably unable to assist all areas at this time. However, citizens in the greater Goldenrod-Saffron area are encouraged to call any member of the Bureau if they are in need of assistance. To contact an agent of the Bureau for assistance or further information, call any one of the following numbers:
>TRAINER ID: GORDON COLE
>TRAINER ID: DALE COOPER
>TRAINER ID: ALBERT ROSENFIELD


{OOC: All three of the agents will be handling calls, so just let us all know who you want in the subject line!}
worktodo: (KISS ☮ you do it like this you moron)

[personal profile] worktodo 2012-10-30 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
What part of "limit unnecessary travel whenever possible" did you miss? Don't go out after her regardless of what the swarms are doing. Even if she is in trouble, you think getting yourself into the same mess is really going to help anything?
newberktown: (i hate being a grown up)

[personal profile] newberktown 2012-10-31 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I spent almost fifteen years dodging dragon flames and I'm the best flyer Berk has. If I go by air and there aren't too many, I can get around them without a problem. I'm sure of it.
worktodo: (UNIMPRESSED ☮ bark like a deputy andy)

[personal profile] worktodo 2012-10-31 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee. I wonder if she might've said exactly the same thing.
newberktown: (you are not alone)

[personal profile] newberktown 2012-10-31 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So you really think I should just leave her out there with all the ghosts and potential danger?
worktodo: (FILE ☮ right so getting back to reality)

[personal profile] worktodo 2012-11-01 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I really think running around trying to play hero usually ends up making more trouble than it does helping anything.
newberktown: (quiet seething)

[personal profile] newberktown 2012-11-01 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow Albert, who are you, his dad?]

Then what do you suggest?
worktodo: (AGONY ☮ lord deliver me from gordon)

[personal profile] worktodo 2012-11-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[no that's coop's job Why does everyone keep asking him that.]

Did you try picking up the phone and calling her?
newberktown: (explain all the serious things)

[personal profile] newberktown 2012-11-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because he's certainly acting like it.]

Do you really think I'm that stupid? I called. She didn't answer and neither did Zack.
worktodo: (SQUINT ☮ this is my leo impression)

[personal profile] worktodo 2012-11-05 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Who's Zack and why would he be answering her phone?
newberktown: (oh great)

[personal profile] newberktown 2012-11-08 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Her Porygon2. It's the one that usually lives in her pokegear.

[Like seriously, how little attention did you pay?]
worktodo: (PITY ☮ you suck and that's so sad)

[personal profile] worktodo 2012-11-08 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, the bird thing.

Look, calm down. Whatever's happening out there, she's a grown woman and can probably handle herself better than most of the idiots around here, which you already know. You also already know I've got good reason for telling you not to get involved. And considering you do still presumably have a brain in your head, you already know it's not like I can stop you either way if you do go out and decide to play hero. Cooper would do the exact same thing and I'd get on his case just as much as I'm getting on yours, because it's stupid and we all know it.

But if you honestly think it's important enough to risk the stupid...well, sometimes that's the call you make in this business.
newberktown: (just a screw-up)

[personal profile] newberktown 2012-11-08 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[It was hard for vikings to admit defeat--even if defeat was a regular occurrence. So it's a while before a reply comes through again.]

I'll give her another day, but if she's not back by tomorrow I'll be going out to look for her.